Tonight on The Show:
No one enjoys the feeling of being rejected. Some however, deal with it slightly better than others. Such was the case this past week when a Utah couple found themselves not invited to a friend's wedding, and coped by indulging in carnal relations outside of the church where the nuptials were taking place, in full view of attendees. We hope the photographer was on his toes.
Also! ... With today's heightened airline security, one might think that discretion should be employed concerning airborne tomfoolery. However this past week, a newly acquainted couple on a Virgin Atlantic flight from England to Las Vegas allowed their libidinous inclinations to compromise their judgment, and made overtures to join the "Mile-High Club"... to wit, their would-be membership was promptly revoked.
... And! ... We here at the Tiki Bar truly love when two special people can find one another in this crazy world, and make a go of it. Which is why were a little disappointed this week when a delightful ...
