In the first segment, it's still more Dirty Larry Craig who may resign on Saturday. In other segments Keith takes a look at the mass exodus of Republicans from the White House, and then shows how to make a surge look like it's working. You simply quit counting most of those killed. A segment on Diana's Memorial service, Dragnet again, and Craig's strange comments about Clinton which are strange. Finally, the issue of whether Keith is wearing a toupee is explored as Tom Delay makes worst person.