What is Real Love? â Unconditional Love. Unconditional love from any human being (even a PhD or MD) is impossible â only God can give us that kind of love! So any mortal claiming to have the perfect real love formula to save you â is a faker, a fraud, and a conman out to get your money. (DonâÂÂt forget to buy his/her books, the CDâÂÂs, the comics, and the cereal box with your guruâÂÂs picture on it!) *QUACK* - âÂÂLegal disclaimer notice to geeks in suits: This video is a satire of random creative ideas and does NOT refer to any one person in particular, nor does it make fun of any of my own kin. IâÂÂm just a comedian exercising my 1st amendment rights and any references or quotes I use are for wildly dramatic purposes intentionally out of context and do not point the reality finger at anyone involved in any âÂÂreal loveâ business just as in the movie âÂÂCitizen Kaneâ Orson Welles said the story was NOT about William Randolph Hearst.â â Reid Baer -