Portland-based artist Paul Johnson (Peter Paige) who happens to be gay, returns from his telemarketing job one day to some very distressing news, his closest friends the Fabers are moving to Japan, and they're taking Paul's two year-old godson Morgan with them. Shifting into serious denial mode, Paul misses their final departure.
When Paul's friend Russell (Anthony Clark) convinces him to get back out in the world, Paul ventures out to play with some kids at the local playground. Watching Paul's natural, playful chemistry with the children, one local mother, Maggie Butler (Kathy Najimy), wonders who this amazing Super Dad is. Upon further investigation, she determines that maybe Paul is up to no good and decides to rally her neighbors to take action.
Thus begins a comic clash of suspicion, fear, and misunderstanding in this not-quite-black comedy. Truly, the suburbs are about to get hysterical.