I wrote this song (gasp! Yes, I wrote it) for my friend Yingying's beta fish, Mr. Chan. Unfortunately he passed away before I could actually meet him. We planned to use this song to seranade all the lady fishies at the pet store.
Here are the lyrics:
This is a song for Mr. Chan
He really needs a girlfriend
Mr. Chan is Yingying's fish
A bachelor who can take your heart
And grant its every wish
Who can resist his fishy charm?
Sure wish I were more his type
I'd swim with him all day long
So all you ladies better get in line
'Cause his beta-babe is oh-so-fine
This is a song for Mr. Chan
He really needs a girlfriend