Hitting Theaters Jan 25th 'Meet The Spartans!' The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 – count ‘em, 13! -- Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton) Starring Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, and Diedrich Bader.