"Hey dere! It's time that Quebec is finally on de internets! My name is Jean Baptiste, and my second cousin work for de Ministry of Tourism for Montreal, and he owes me like, $85 dollars US, for some cocaine I smuggled in my asshole from Vermont, so now he hire me to be the cultural advisor for this new website! Alors! So, please watch to see what is appening in Montreal, they give me a bunch of bullshit to read, you should come up here to visit, but make sure it's in de summer, the winter here is as cold as the hand of a Jew on rent day! Je Me Souvein!
