As a tradition in protest of mindless consumerism, I have decided to destroy (once again) the icon that is Santa Clause. While pondering a proper punishment for Santa, I came across the idea of dragging from my father's creepy "I hate my son" website of lies and slander. There from his site was a most hilarious non-sense claim of dragging something behind a truck that I have never owned or operated. Due to this, I just had to drag the bearded bastard down to a pulp! Merry Fuckmas.