Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time and (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st season of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Better than The Oscars, funnier than The Golden Globes, more important than The Grammys and less violent than the Source Awards. This enormous event has been broken down into 4 parts for you to enjoy at your convenience. Part 1 includes the nominees for the following categories: Best Bryan Being Too Short Award; Best Dante's Awful Back Award; Best Wil's Incoherent Babble Award; Best Harris Not Understanding Award.