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In Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers!

You’ll learn tips such as:



* The best place to maroon your disobedient child

* How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child’s hair

* How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner

* When to smack your teenager in the side of the head with an oar



Each information-packed section ends with “Your pirate’s progress,” a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones.
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