Remember the old days when you could tell it was May Sweeps because your favorite shows featured heavily-touted lesbian stunt kisses? Well, this week we swelled with pride when we realized that the spectacle of girl-girl frenching is as dead as Marissa Cooper. It's true. We, as a viewing public, have become a lot more sophisticated and will no longer stand for such sensational spectacles. Now, please enjoy a brief montage of our favorite Sweeps Week moments!