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Episode 6
Original air date September 21, 2007

The Movie: Ninja the Protector 1986, dir. Godfrey Ho Godfrey Ho was a master of taking ... all » other people’s (often unfinished) movies, tossing in some new footage, borrowing clips from his own earlier movies, and redubbing the whole thing to tell a new story. For this particularly cheesetastic take on the ninja trend of the 1980s, Ho combines sexed-up models, dopey cops on the trail of a counterfeit ring, and ninjas on motorcycles! With Richard Harrison as Ninja Master Gordon! Ninja movie fans will admire the pearls of wisdom sprinkled throughout: “To live the life of a ninja is a sacred way to live.” Yes, of course.

The Fu: Kids! And La Lohan! And Ninja Rap! And stuff not working at all! Another perfectly oddball night in the life of the Fu Crew, really. But who needs good TV when you've got Godfrey Ho to save the day?