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If you, or anyone you know, has a birthday this year. You'll love this... Perhaps you too feel the progress bar of your earthly existence slipping away. Remember when you were young, you had your whole progress bar in front of you? A long expanse of transparent glass-effect goodness and hope? Not anymore. These days the green seems to be oozing out of every pixel. And the one thing you fear more than the fact it is colouring is - is when it will stop. And all those so-called choices you made didn't really make any difference as the bar continued it's relentless dash towards the end of the window. Maybe you even have a page-a-day calendar. Perhaps a Dilbert one, or one with dogs on it. Good for you. A quick giggle everyday. Well from now on, everytime you rip off a page, I hope you'll remember Mr Vista and ruminate upon your rapidly depleting days upon this Earth. Enjoy. It's supposed to be comedy you know.

When Space Invaders was first released in Japan in 1978, it caused a shortage of coins that was only abated when the yen supply was quadrupled. Dang, that's a popular video game. Now, you can have an arcade-style version that's a little easier to move around than a 350 lb stand-up arcade console. Featuring an arcade-style joystick, authentic arcade sounds and graphics as well as a boss key (mute button) and a pause button, the Space Invaders Desktop Arcade is the best addition to your desk since you taped up that really funny Dilbert on your computer monitor.

24/7 Streaming GD Video + VOD @ http://deadvids.com Grateful Dead, Tivolis Koncertsal, Copenhagen Denmark, 4-17-1972. When asked the meaning of life St. Dilbert replied, "Ask rather the meaning of Hypnocracy". When asked the meaning of Hypnocracy, St. Dilbert replied, "It is not Hypnocracy other than the quest to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy!! ...... say, have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?" =|;-) Have a Grateful Day !!!! (more) (

Dilbert is forced to be a charity coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.

Dilbert is annoyed at the amount of holidays because he believes it to be a waste of time. Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a National Dogbert Day.

Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he drinks from the Boss's cup by mistake and gets management DNA. His following goof-ups send the world back to the Dark Ages.

The Gruntmaster 6000 prototype is put to the test by a masked test engineer whom Alice is in love with.

The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another.

Dilbert makes a new food product to end world hunger but is rejected because of its taste.

Dilbert is assigned to create a work of art.

Animated Show about Dilbert.

Dilbert makes a bet with the building security guard.

Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant.

Dilbert, Alice and Wally hear about an empty cube to hide their junk.

Dilbert tries to buy a greatly advanced computer online but has problems when he gets the wrong model. Jerry Seinfeld and Eugene Levy guest star as Comp-U-Comp and the plug guard, respectively.

Dilbert has to design a toy called a "Dupey" but has problems doing so successfully.

Ratbert accidentally sets off Dilbert's model rocket into space, to collect DNA but comes back and impregnates Dilbert.

The company employees are forced to take ethical training classes but then Dilbert is made project lead for an unethical contract.

Dogbert posts false information on the Internet and releases a book about a made up disease called “Chronic Cubicle Syndrome.”

Dilbert has problems with his noisy neighbours.

Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a traitor for a rival company. He then introduces the idea of a marketing department to a successful company with disastrous results.

Dilbert fights over the rights to keep his baby.

Dilbert is made head of the project to find a name for a product that hasn't even been made yet, and as a result begins to fall victim to the legend of the "Chicken Man".

Dilbert is assigned the task of making an ancient mainframe Y2K compatible. He finds Wally is his only hope.

Dilbert tries to find a gift for his Mother's birthday and is forced to confront his fear of the mall, as well as confront his missing father.

Dilbert and Wally invest in their company's stock after Dogbert manipulates the price.

Dilbert discovers that his dry-erase markers are missing, which leads to the discovery of little "downsized" people addicted to the marker's fumes.

Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice and Dilbert attempt to free the Elbonian people while Wally becomes a prophet.

Dilbert is framed for the murder of all the Nobel Prize winners but takes over the prison thanks to successful lessons on economics.

he's gonna be a engerneir

an animated joke on nerds

Dilbert va a la carcel

Dilbert va a la carcel