The Unholy Passing of Captain Badass
Captain Badass, after decimating the cricket population of Terrorium from her death bed died gloriously this week.
The battle was fierce. There were no survivors. Even in death Captain Badass stood tall above her kingdom of destruction daring any to challenge her.
However....something supernatural and evil occurred during her funeral. Blue flames suddenly appearing, a dead body attacking the fire, and a warning was all left for us to remember this day.
Tread lightly, for the bards sing of her meeting us again someday...